Shield Thine Eyes, Yon Gamer Nerds It is too beautiful! A nubile nerd, enacting the Haruhi dance all over Tokyo, Kyoto and Nijo at the risk of arrest as [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Salad Dressing I’ll Probably Never Taste Again Once when I was staying at a ranch they served me a salad with the most delicious creamy white dressing. I never found [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Not A Snack Attack ... ... Just A Poser All the other Sun Chips will be jealous. Especially that nasty Garden Salsa flavor, which is sick. And who eats Original-flavored anything? Somehow, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 8.16.07 I hope they can get those guys out of the collapsed mine in Utah.Have German scientists broken the speed of light?Beckham scores a [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Another Bomb, Or Just A Firecracker? Did you see this article in yesterday’s Journal (click on trial pass—the left button—to get to the article)? A couple of the people [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
Superbaby. Superdumb. Some people really shouldn’t have kids. Like, 4reals. Ida M. Peach \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word Cheney is in Albuquerque until about noon. Check your childrens’ necks for bite marks.Six miners are trapped in a Utah coal mine.American Home [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Durian Dare I recently came across a list of foods on Wikipedia considered to be acquired tastes. While I do agree with many of the [...] Hayley Shoemaker \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More This isn’t a cadaver, just a durian.
The History Of The World For those of you who need a little brushing up on world history, here’s a nifty timeline detailing the world’s most important moments. [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 09, 2007 Read More
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly No. 5 Ladies' Night Me and my high-heeled, lipstick-brandishing gang— Bonnie Ann Clyde, Cutie-Pie á la Mode, Kitty Katmandu and the Midwest Maven—set out to paint the [...] Maren Tarro \ Aug 02, 2007 Read More Oh yes, it’s ladies’ night, and we feel all right.
