Cryptid Alert! New Yeti Footage Aspiring Thesbian Proclaims “That’s Not A Bear!” Here the yeti appears to be either eating a sandwich or playing dinkies. Cool. Keep ‘em coming.In other yeti news, I regret to [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Walpurgis Night Last night was Walpurgis Night and I forgot to kill the witches again. Sorry. Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Black River Falling Tricklock’s newest production opens tonight, and I’m told there will be snacks. That’s right: Snacks! Black River Falling was conceived by Kevin R. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Lay Off My Buddy Alberto I don’t know what everybodys grousin about. Alberto’s testamoney in front of the Senate Judiciaary Comittee yesterdey sounded just fine to me. He’s [...] George W. Bush \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More Kinda cute, ain’t he?
Thank God I Have A Remote I don’t watch TV much. I’m not slamming the boob tube, there’s just nothing on TV that I must see. (Devin knows what [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Putting The “Man” Back In Manicure I had no idea so many heterosexual men (not pursuing the ancient, noble profession that is drag performance) were wearing makeup. Everyone wants [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More Dude, you’re totally a winter.
“Buying The War”—Knme Channel 5, Wednesday, April 25, 9 P.m. Program your VCRs … Sorry, I mean sequence your TiVos … this looks like a good one. And by “good,” I mean “embarrassing,” [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies Sunday is Earth Day—how are you celebrating? I may go for a bike ride, or I may just spend my time at the [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Culture Bandwagon Ask a Ninja is yet another piece of web culture which eluded me for way too long. How on Earth did I miss [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More
Again With The Free Ice Cream Well Not Free, But Very Cheap Tonight is 31¢ Scoop Night at Baskin Robbins. Fight the crowds and get a cheap cone. Maybe you’ll remember to go back more [...] Nick Brown \ Apr 26, 2007 Read More Evil Spock Prefers Yellow Ice Cream
