Animals Are Good For More Than Food They Can Also Be Office Slaves This guy’s a genius. Check the hamster-powered paper shredder, likely to make any office more cheerful, because hey, at least that’s not you [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 12, 2007 Read More Go Squiggles Go! Shred those falsified tax documents.
A-L-B-U-Querque! I stumbled upon this fun animation yesterday while surfing. It’s the best video I’ve seen made for Weird Al’s "Albuquerque." Really, by far, [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 12, 2007 Read More
Snack Attack No. 19 Everybody secretly loves Baileys. I don’t hide the fact that I’m a big fat wussburger with cheese, and I’d proudly order a nutty [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Apr 12, 2007 Read More The picture’s not out of fucus—you’re just really wasted.
This Is Ground Control To Major Dick Your circuit’s dead. There’s something wrong. Can you hear me, Major Dick? Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 12, 2007 Read More “This is Major Dick to Ground Control. I’m stepping through the door, and I’m floating in a most peculiar way.”
Call In The Calvary I don’t know how it happened, really, but last Saturday night I found myself taking in the service at Calvary of Albuquerque, the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Pastor Skip Heitzig is a very charismatic speaker, but I just don’t trust his haircut.
Jeff Corwin Attacked By An Elephant The animals of planet Earth continue to seek revenge on dudes from the “Animal Planet” television network. WebMonkey \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Hand + Forehead = Loud Slapping Sound Is there a dunce cap or some-such apparatus those who’ve been played for a fool on April Fool’s Day must wear? Cause I [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More It’s a box full of lies. Lies!
Yikes! A tractor trailer said to be carrying some kind of chemical/pesticide rolled over on I-40 near Rio Grande Boulevard this morning, backing up [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Keeping Track Of All The Lies The malfeasance that’s been alleged in the US Attorney scandal is pretty straightforward. Karl Rove, Alberto Gonzales et al conspired to fire a [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Along With ... Along With ... … the war in Iraq, global warming and the continuing popularity of “American Idol,” here’s one more sign that these are the final [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Work it, Max. Work it!
