Heh Heh A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he [...] Ilene Style \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Free Nicotine! Well, free nicotine patches. The State of New Mexico is on a mission to get you to stop smoking. First the Legislature makes [...] Christie Chisholm \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Awwwww! Hey, we can’t leave out the puppies! Cold, dreary days also call for puppy wars. Choose your poison. Christie Chisholm \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More I think I may faint from the cuteness.
Lost Luckies Be forewarned: Monday is Taily Day. Be on the lookout for “Kick Me” signs. The Spirit of César Chávez —March for human rights [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More How very un-lucky for you.
Spanking The Noise Beast Most common question about noise:“What’s that?”I found this page about noise rock on Wikipedia, but I don’t know if it’s really complete or, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Fishhead!
Sk8 Or Die! Our Tax Dollars At Work. Even though I’m thirty now and I don’t skate too much anymore, I still take notice of good skate spots when I see [...] Jeremy McCollum \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Drive-by cellphone camera shot.
Call In The Calvary I don’t know how it happened, really, but last Saturday night I found myself taking in the service at Calvary of Albuquerque, the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Pastor Skip Heitzig is a very charismatic speaker, but I just don’t trust his haircut.
Jeff Corwin Attacked By An Elephant The animals of planet Earth continue to seek revenge on dudes from the “Animal Planet” television network. WebMonkey \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Hand + Forehead = Loud Slapping Sound Is there a dunce cap or some-such apparatus those who’ve been played for a fool on April Fool’s Day must wear? Cause I [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More It’s a box full of lies. Lies!
Yikes! A tractor trailer said to be carrying some kind of chemical/pesticide rolled over on I-40 near Rio Grande Boulevard this morning, backing up [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More