Call In The Calvary I don’t know how it happened, really, but last Saturday night I found myself taking in the service at Calvary of Albuquerque, the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Pastor Skip Heitzig is a very charismatic speaker, but I just don’t trust his haircut.
Jeff Corwin Attacked By An Elephant The animals of planet Earth continue to seek revenge on dudes from the “Animal Planet” television network. WebMonkey \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Hand + Forehead = Loud Slapping Sound Is there a dunce cap or some-such apparatus those who’ve been played for a fool on April Fool’s Day must wear? Cause I [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More It’s a box full of lies. Lies!
Yikes! A tractor trailer said to be carrying some kind of chemical/pesticide rolled over on I-40 near Rio Grande Boulevard this morning, backing up [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Keeping Track Of All The Lies The malfeasance that’s been alleged in the US Attorney scandal is pretty straightforward. Karl Rove, Alberto Gonzales et al conspired to fire a [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Along With ... Along With ... … the war in Iraq, global warming and the continuing popularity of “American Idol,” here’s one more sign that these are the final [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Work it, Max. Work it!
Drinky Crow Hits The Big Time! Tony Millionaire’s last name might soon be accurate. The artist behind the comic Maakies , which runs most weeks in the Alibi and [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Drinky Crow is loaded! Again!
How To Write A Press Release We get calls from people all the time wanting to know how to flag the attention of one of our hungover ADD nebula-head [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Each writer gets their own rock, because that’s all the ego a single asteroid can accommodate.
Things I'm Into Things I'm Into Vegetable CurryAcceptable.tv (especially Planet Unicorn)Grand Theft Auto San AndreasAlanis Morissette’s humpsAnd not so much .. Not breaking a wooden board with my fist [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Grammaticality Since I’m always the one posting blogs about weird grammar and dictionary sites, people may be under the impression that I’m some sort [...] Christie Chisholm \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Saxo Grammaticus. He doesn’t really have anything to do with grammar, but his last name is Grammaticus.