Free Nicotine! Well, free nicotine patches. The State of New Mexico is on a mission to get you to stop smoking. First the Legislature makes [...] Christie Chisholm \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Awwwww! Hey, we can’t leave out the puppies! Cold, dreary days also call for puppy wars. Choose your poison. Christie Chisholm \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More I think I may faint from the cuteness.
Lost Luckies Be forewarned: Monday is Taily Day. Be on the lookout for “Kick Me” signs. The Spirit of César Chávez —March for human rights [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More How very un-lucky for you.
Spanking The Noise Beast Most common question about noise:“What’s that?”I found this page about noise rock on Wikipedia, but I don’t know if it’s really complete or, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Fishhead!
Sk8 Or Die! Our Tax Dollars At Work. Even though I’m thirty now and I don’t skate too much anymore, I still take notice of good skate spots when I see [...] Jeremy McCollum \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Drive-by cellphone camera shot.
Call In The Calvary I don’t know how it happened, really, but last Saturday night I found myself taking in the service at Calvary of Albuquerque, the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More Pastor Skip Heitzig is a very charismatic speaker, but I just don’t trust his haircut.
Jeff Corwin Attacked By An Elephant The animals of planet Earth continue to seek revenge on dudes from the “Animal Planet” television network. WebMonkey \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Hand + Forehead = Loud Slapping Sound Is there a dunce cap or some-such apparatus those who’ve been played for a fool on April Fool’s Day must wear? Cause I [...] Amy Dalness \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More It’s a box full of lies. Lies!
Yikes! A tractor trailer said to be carrying some kind of chemical/pesticide rolled over on I-40 near Rio Grande Boulevard this morning, backing up [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More
Keeping Track Of All The Lies The malfeasance that’s been alleged in the US Attorney scandal is pretty straightforward. Karl Rove, Alberto Gonzales et al conspired to fire a [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Apr 05, 2007 Read More