Buddy And Chet Internal polls at the Alibi regularly indicate that Jeff Drew is our most popular employee. The reason? Products of his creative mind like [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies My iPod back is back in my possession—I’m stoked. I lent it to my best friend for his seven-month escapade in Europe. Now [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Someone Has To Say It So it may as well be me: You people look like idiots. Jerry Cornelius \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Globes Of Gold Every year when the Golden Globes come around, I realize how many good movies I missed. I’ve yet to see Babel, Dreamgirls, The [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More I bet it’s not real marble.
Obama-Rama Some say the name’s a liability. I think it’s just fun. Imagine the clever headline writers spewing forth things like: “Obama-mania” “Obama the [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Be Hers/His/Its/Mine/Yours/Theirs/Ours Alibi ’S Fourth Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest! Turn up the love, baby. Draw, paint, spackle or glue your romantic longings onto a two-dimensional surface no larger than 8.5 x 11 [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Cuidando Los Niños Looks like the season of kindness extends well beyond the month of December. A talented crew of high school sculptors will be auctioning [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More Who knew welding helmets come in this striking shade of blue?
Crypto Alert! New Sucker-Footed Bat Discovered. It’s not like anyone was specifically looking for a new species of sucker-footed bat, it just happened that way. Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Collective Suicide The director of Tehran’s clean air committee says living in the Iranian capitol is “collective suicide.” Because gas is so cheap there, everyone [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Gloomy Dane Chris Johnson always calls me a gloomy Dane. My grampa came from Denmark and, like most Danes, I guess I’m gloomy. Now, some [...] Carl Petersen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
