Fly High More sweet high-flyin’ lunacy over at Duke City Fix. This time with ice. Unbelievable. Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Buddy And Chet Internal polls at the Alibi regularly indicate that Jeff Drew is our most popular employee. The reason? Products of his creative mind like [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies My iPod back is back in my possession—I’m stoked. I lent it to my best friend for his seven-month escapade in Europe. Now [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Someone Has To Say It So it may as well be me: You people look like idiots. Jerry Cornelius \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Globes Of Gold Every year when the Golden Globes come around, I realize how many good movies I missed. I’ve yet to see Babel, Dreamgirls, The [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More I bet it’s not real marble.
Obama-Rama Some say the name’s a liability. I think it’s just fun. Imagine the clever headline writers spewing forth things like: “Obama-mania” “Obama the [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Be Hers/His/Its/Mine/Yours/Theirs/Ours Alibi ’S Fourth Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest! Turn up the love, baby. Draw, paint, spackle or glue your romantic longings onto a two-dimensional surface no larger than 8.5 x 11 [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Send This E-Mail To 10 Friends ... Or Stand Knee-Deep In The Blood Of Your Children As we’re all too painfully aware now, the Internet is a roiling pit of misinformation and scams. The next time someone sends you [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More How Nigerian baby scams are born.
Crypto Alert! New Sucker-Footed Bat Discovered. It’s not like anyone was specifically looking for a new species of sucker-footed bat, it just happened that way. Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Collective Suicide The director of Tehran’s clean air committee says living in the Iranian capitol is “collective suicide.” Because gas is so cheap there, everyone [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
