Newsflash! Cow With Two Faces! A cow was born with two faces. There’s no shame in it. Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Eat A Clone Yup. As Amy pointed out, the FDA says meat and milk from cloned animals is safe. That’s moo times infinity. You can eat [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 03, 2007 Read More
Snowball In Hell Where’s my damn snow? I believe I was promised four inches. The piddly, teasing crap falling on Downtown at the moment hardly counts. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More If you’re going to start a naked snowball fight, at least have the decency to cover your privates.
John Edwards Campaign People “Accidentally” Launched His New Website The former Democratic vice-presidential nominee’s new campaign site with his intentions to run for president in 2008 went up one day early. http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/27/edwards.running.ap/index.html [...] WebMonkey \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More John Edwards
Dummy Rummy It’s less than a week before Christmas, there are glorious mounds of snow outside, and you’re in the office. I empathize. Here’s something [...] Christie Chisholm \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More
Self-Promotion: The Shameless Kind Hear me express my inane opinions on the biggest stories of 2006 when I take another turn on “Eye on New Mexico” this [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More I take back what I said about television: It won’t rot your brain.
"Frankly, It's Unsettling...." "Frankly, It's Unsettling...." I deliberated for a full 24 hours on whether or not to blog about this, and in the end decided that even if [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Me and another Jessica at the Cloud Gate in Millennium Park ... in Chicago . Where I live.
What’s That Metallic Smell? There isn’t one – metal doesn’t smell. Don’t believe me? Maybe you’ll believe some scientists . Most scientists still agree that farts smell, [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Look. Nails.
Die, E-Card I just a got a Christmas card–in the mail–from local indie popsters Lousy Robot. This kind of holiday goodwill is too precious to [...] Laura Marrich \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More The long-rumored fifth member of Lousy Robot appears but one night a year.
Most Common Death For Supermodels? Falling Through Street Grates Italy’s fashion industry and government vowed to abide by a code that requires models to provide proof that they don’t have eating disorders. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Starving is hard. Starving in heels is even harder.
