Snowball In Hell Where’s my damn snow? I believe I was promised four inches. The piddly, teasing crap falling on Downtown at the moment hardly counts. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More If you’re going to start a naked snowball fight, at least have the decency to cover your privates.
John Edwards Campaign People “Accidentally” Launched His New Website The former Democratic vice-presidential nominee’s new campaign site with his intentions to run for president in 2008 went up one day early. http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/27/edwards.running.ap/index.html [...] WebMonkey \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More John Edwards
Tribute To Gerald I liked Gerald Ford. He seemed like a genuinely nice guy. Now that he’s dead, though, I’m really not looking forward to a [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Dec 27, 2006 Read More “I am not a crook.” Thanks to Gerald Ford, that’s true, Dick. At least, officially.
Kwanzaa! You’ve had your pumpkin pie and roast turkey. You’ve hung ornaments on the tree and lit the menorah. You’ve eaten enough cookies to [...] Christie Chisholm \ Dec 27, 2006 Read More Oh yeah, and phenomenal beatbox artist Zach Freeman will be there, too. Don’t miss it.
Sounds Of Winter Last night as I hauled my Christmas tree up to my apartment, I heard a shrieking sound in the winter night. At first [...] Amy Dalness \ Dec 21, 2006 Read More Bomb’s away!
A Bum Kiss To (Most Of) My Lovely Colleagues The Alibi had its holiday party last night. As usual, it was a ton of fun—a nice reminder of how lucky I am [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Dec 21, 2006 Read More This guy works in the Alibi ’s sales department. He’s really annoying.
Ski New Mexico Skiing (and snowboarding, too) is best in the west. But the west doesn’t including New Mexico, it seems. Maybe not something to get [...] Amy Dalness \ Dec 21, 2006 Read More There’s one! There’s one!
Christians Can Lean Left, Too This One’s Got Politics And Religion. Beware. Accurate or no, it’s pretty widely held that President Bush was elected the second time in part by Christians against gay marriage. It’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Dec 21, 2006 Read More
Media: Too Left? Too Right? Every once in a great while, I’m accused of bias in multiple directions on a controversial story. I take some kind of twisted [...] Marisa Demarco \ Dec 21, 2006 Read More
Yo! Alibi Wraps Easter Egg Alert: Collect All Four Limited Edition Prints In This Week's Issue The best thing about the Alibi can’t be fully expressed on our web page. I’m all for the sensual experience of mussing up [...] Laura Marrich \ Dec 21, 2006 Read More We wrap presents with non-collectible Alibi s, too. My favorite--George Bush with a bow in his hair--is regrettably missing.