The Scary Truth Unfortunately, we have a lot more to worry about today than ghosts and goblins. It’s time to start facing reality. The options aren’t [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More
Speaking Of Interesting Animals… The yeti is perhaps the most fascinating of all animals to walk the earth. Now you can carry on a conversation with a [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More “What the…Holy!”
Candy Time! Halloween is here! Have you stocked up on the sugar snacks to feed the happy trick-or-treaters coming to your door? I haven’t … [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Just looking at it makes me sick.
Just One Kiss A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at [...] Ilene Style \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More
Foot In Mouth Yep, John Kerry sure did botch this one. With only six more days till the election. Nice work, bro. Still, he obviously didn’t [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Doh!
Interesting Animals Part Two: The Revenge The blue-ringed octopus rulz. It has two types of poison glands, one for protection (feel my sting, suckaz!) and one for eating. It [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Not quite better than a yeti
Front Page Right here, on the front page of the New York Times web site, is good ol’ Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. Why? Because [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Enter the UFO jokes.
Watch Out! I hate local TV news. I decided long ago that I was going to stop watching it, because every time I catch a [...] Christie Chisholm \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Ah, TV. We can learn all about death, poison and cat torture ... Isn’t that pleasant?
Fishy If you were a scientist, happened upon a twitching duck egg, cracked it open and found three live minnows inside, how would you [...] Christie Chisholm \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More Ain’t that ducky.
The Haunting As a kid, I loved making the back hallway of my family’s home into a haunted house for my poor, unsuspecting younger sisters. [...] Amy Dalness \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More Aaaiiieeeiiieeee!
