Just One Kiss A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at [...] Ilene Style \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More
Foot In Mouth Yep, John Kerry sure did botch this one. With only six more days till the election. Nice work, bro. Still, he obviously didn’t [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Doh!
Interesting Animals Part Two: The Revenge The blue-ringed octopus rulz. It has two types of poison glands, one for protection (feel my sting, suckaz!) and one for eating. It [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Not quite better than a yeti
Front Page Right here, on the front page of the New York Times web site, is good ol’ Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. Why? Because [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Enter the UFO jokes.
Watch Out! I hate local TV news. I decided long ago that I was going to stop watching it, because every time I catch a [...] Christie Chisholm \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Ah, TV. We can learn all about death, poison and cat torture ... Isn’t that pleasant?
Hooray For New Jersey! Yesterday, New Jersey’s Supreme Court ruled that gay couples deserve the same rights as heterosexual couples. The justices gave Congressfolk six months to [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More
The Early Bird Gets To Vote Election day is less than two weeks away (Tuesday, Nov. 7). If you already know who you want to vote for and would [...] Christie Chisholm \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Yes--this is a bird. A strange bird, but a bird all the same.
Lost Luckies Really, you should just anticipate wearing your Halloween costume all weekend. There’s just so much going on, you won’t even want to take [...] Amy Dalness \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Bat Dog! Daa-na, daa-na, daa-na, daa-na!
Fly-Fishing Derby Cancelled The Fly-Fishing Derby scheduled for Saturday, October 21st at the Tingley Beach Catch and Release Lake has been cancelled. Apparently, the fish were [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More This fish woke up with a scratchy throat this morning.