Chicken Crosses Road Man Watches In Horror So, there’s this guy jogging around his neighborhood, because that’s pretty much what he likes to do a lot of the time, when [...] Carl Petersen \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More This is one homesick guinea hen.
Wilson V. Madrid To borrow from the soundtrack to the classic children’s flick, Lady and the Tramp : This is the night.If you’re in the vicinity [...] Christie Chisholm \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More Creepiest. Insect. Ever.
Heather V. Patsy I thought they both did pretty lousy jobs at the debate last night—stiff, awkward, elusive. Heather probably won, but her stylized delivery often [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More Patricia Madrid
Frontier To Close Weekend Nights Wow! The news this morning rocked my world a little bit. Due to all the violence at the Frontier Restaurant on weekend nights, [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More
Fishy If you were a scientist, happened upon a twitching duck egg, cracked it open and found three live minnows inside, how would you [...] Christie Chisholm \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More Ain’t that ducky.
The Haunting As a kid, I loved making the back hallway of my family’s home into a haunted house for my poor, unsuspecting younger sisters. [...] Amy Dalness \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More Aaaiiieeeiiieeee!
A Rare Moment Ugh. We can almost see the facade crumbling before our eyes. The latest bit of plaster to break free came with a rare [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More
Arsehat So our Simon McCormack hightailed it to England to study for a while. In honor of dear Simon (and not because I’m carefully [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More
Bookie I’m willing to make a bet. I wager that if you’re reading this, you’re probably the kind of person who also enjoys reading [...] Christie Chisholm \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More You know you want to ...
Jacko Dot Lantern Wouldn’t it be fun if you could carve jackolanterns right on your computer screen? Then you could just put your monitor out on [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More I call this one “Ass Wipe”