Stupid Gun Won’t Load Fast Enough Speaking of H. P. Lovecraft’s “Herbert West: Reanimator,” (and we were in fact speaking of it at the office just yesterday), here’s a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More What’s for supper?
Nose Bleed Alibi Controller Molly Lindsay attended the Austin City Limits Music Festival this last weekend and witnessed Ben Kweller suffering from a wicked dual-nostril [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
A Good Floss My new addiction: Mental Floss ‘ online quizzes of the day. They’re filled with random yet interesting trivia, and it only takes a [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
Throw Baby In Well Talk to knight.Eat berries.Jump in the lake.Light on fire.Rock, rock on. Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More You’re not on fire like a peasant.
“Where’s My Goddam Frozen Daiquiri?!” I wish I’d arrived early enough to take full advantage of the snacks. I made a small plate of fancy mini puff pastry [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
Snack Attack No. 12 Pizza Hut’s Lasagna Pizza Pizza chain employees just don’t give a s**t. Only the naïve could imagine a place and time where a smiling employee took a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Evil Sicilian sh**t
The Incredible One-Headed Transplant There’s an old joke where a guy has an elephant’s trunk surgically attached in place of his penis, which was lost in a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Mr. Brown’s New Nose (Courtesy of Birdchick)
Lost Luckies One thing I won’t be doing this weekend: trying the new “lasagna pizza.” Oh-my-sweet-potato. Everyday is Family Day —And tomorrow, Saturday Sept. 23, [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Llamas are lucky ... right?
You Can Do Anything! Anything at all! At Zombo.com. Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Yes ... Zombocom.
Buy A House—Now! So I’ve been hearing for a couple of weeks that Albuquerque’s housing market is mellowing out a bit, but I didn’t realize that [...] Alibi \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Hmmm. Maybe I can afford this house.
