A Good Floss My new addiction: Mental Floss ‘ online quizzes of the day. They’re filled with random yet interesting trivia, and it only takes a [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
Throw Baby In Well Talk to knight.Eat berries.Jump in the lake.Light on fire.Rock, rock on. Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More You’re not on fire like a peasant.
“Where’s My Goddam Frozen Daiquiri?!” I wish I’d arrived early enough to take full advantage of the snacks. I made a small plate of fancy mini puff pastry [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More
Snack Attack No. 12 Pizza Hut’s Lasagna Pizza Pizza chain employees just don’t give a s**t. Only the naïve could imagine a place and time where a smiling employee took a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Evil Sicilian sh**t
The Incredible One-Headed Transplant There’s an old joke where a guy has an elephant’s trunk surgically attached in place of his penis, which was lost in a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Mr. Brown’s New Nose (Courtesy of Birdchick)
Lost Luckies One thing I won’t be doing this weekend: trying the new “lasagna pizza.” Oh-my-sweet-potato. Everyday is Family Day —And tomorrow, Saturday Sept. 23, [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Llamas are lucky ... right?
You Can Do Anything! Anything at all! At Zombo.com. Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Yes ... Zombocom.
Buy A House—Now! So I’ve been hearing for a couple of weeks that Albuquerque’s housing market is mellowing out a bit, but I didn’t realize that [...] Alibi \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Hmmm. Maybe I can afford this house.
Not Too Racy From the beginning, the race for the governor’s office hasn’t really been a race at all. Now, it appears highly likely that Bill [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More John Dendahl is running for governor on the Republican ticket, but even he knows he’s not going to win. It’s quite difficult to find a picture of him on the web. This is the best I could do. I’m sure he looks better in person.
Le Phoenix Bon chance! I get to go see tres awesome French indie pop band Phoenix tonight in Vancouver at Richard’s on Richards. As a [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Oui, oui, lay your hands on my sexy French body, s’il vous plait.
