I wish I’d arrived early enough to take full advantage of the snacks. I made a small plate of fancy mini puff pastry [...]

Pizza chain employees just don’t give a s**t. Only the naïve could imagine a place and time where a smiling employee took a [...]

There’s an old joke where a guy has an elephant’s trunk surgically attached in place of his penis, which was lost in a [...]

New mystery beast tracks have been found in Russia. Yeti or hoax? You be the judge.

Does McDonald’s really have a new "Yeti Burger”? No, but here’s a site where you can make a McDonald’s sign say whatever you [...]

Don’t forget that today’s the Albuquerque Public Schools Special Election. Do you want APS to have money to build four new schools and [...]

Once again, it’s time for some shameless self-promotion. I’ll be discussing the Alibi ’s recent haiku contest this Thursday, Sept. 21, at 3 [...]

Who among us can resist the allure of a tiny animal clinging to a human fingertip? Is it you, my good man? I [...]

These days, being a reporter is risky business. Dig too deep and folks come after you–folks usually belonging to a government, sometimes your [...]

No, I don’t mean Marty, our beloved mayor. The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, called Bushikins “the devil” in a speech to the [...]