Snack Attack No. 12 Pizza Hut’s Lasagna Pizza Pizza chain employees just don’t give a s**t. Only the naïve could imagine a place and time where a smiling employee took a [...] Jennifer Wohletz \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Evil Sicilian sh**t
The Incredible One-Headed Transplant There’s an old joke where a guy has an elephant’s trunk surgically attached in place of his penis, which was lost in a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Mr. Brown’s New Nose (Courtesy of Birdchick)
Lost Luckies One thing I won’t be doing this weekend: trying the new “lasagna pizza.” Oh-my-sweet-potato. Everyday is Family Day —And tomorrow, Saturday Sept. 23, [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Llamas are lucky ... right?
Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming! Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming! Does McDonald’s really have a new "Yeti Burger”? No, but here’s a site where you can make a McDonald’s sign say whatever you [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More
It's Voting Day It's Voting Day Don’t forget that today’s the Albuquerque Public Schools Special Election. Do you want APS to have money to build four new schools and [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More
Shameless Once again, it’s time for some shameless self-promotion. I’ll be discussing the Alibi ’s recent haiku contest this Thursday, Sept. 21, at 3 [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More
Tiny Animals On Human Fingertips. Who among us can resist the allure of a tiny animal clinging to a human fingertip? Is it you, my good man? I [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More This tiny skink has only seconds to live without your help!
Greg Palast Under Fire These days, being a reporter is risky business. Dig too deep and folks come after you–folks usually belonging to a government, sometimes your [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More
Chavez For President! ... Oh, Wait Chavez For President! ... Oh, Wait No, I don’t mean Marty, our beloved mayor. The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, called Bushikins “the devil” in a speech to the [...] marisa@alibi.com \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More Devilman, devilman
On The Streets What do you think of when you hear the word "streetcar"? 1950s Paris? The modern-day urban transportation mecca that is Portland, Ore.? Marlon [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More Well, he’s not a streetcar. But he’s much more fun to look at.
