Reasons To Smoke Dang! Just when I quit smoking cigarettes, researchers come up with the theory that nicotine might actually have some benefits.In addition to all [...] Marisa Demarco \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
It's Gloom Burnin' Time It's Gloom Burnin' Time Every year, the burning of Zozobra gets better. More music. More fireworks. More dancers. More and more and more people. That isn’t to [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More Yes, sir, your head is on fire.
Woah This is just … woah. All I can say is: Bush ain’t gonna be happy. Amy Dalness \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
There's Something In My Eye! There's Something In My Eye! It started last November. While getting ready for bed one night, some hard particle worked its way into my left eyelid and decided [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More Makes my eyes burn just looking at it. Eww.
Duh! A Senate report was just issued stating there’s no evidence Saddam Hussein had ties with al-Qaida. Well, duh! Didn’t we know that already? [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
You Can Still Register To Vote ... You Can Still Register To Vote ... … until Tuesday, Oct. 10 . Consider this a reminder. The midterm elections are coming up on Tuesday, Nov. 7 , and we [...] Christie Chisholm \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More If a token celebrity tells you to vote, will that make you more likely to do it? Hey, we’ll try anything.
Bill’s Mighty Roar How about that crazy governor of ours? I haven’t spent much time in the “Bill for President” camp, but I’m really starting to [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
Five Years Later 9 … 11. Nine eleven. 9/11. 2001. Amazing, huh? Five whole years. I sure hoped we’d be in a better situation than we [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
In Remembrance Five years later, the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, are not forgotten. Despite fears that we may become apathetic or forget the horrors [...] Amy Dalness \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More
Man Woman Up Down I encountered this awesome sign at a movie theater in Canada recently, and would very much like to meet the genius who designed [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 14, 2006 Read More Handicap person, woman in dress, man in pants, go up, down; man-woman-man Shrink! into square, circle, square.
