It’s 10 p.m. You’re seeing spots. Your tongue feels like you just licked a hedgehog wrapped in sandpaper. Your options: have a mild [...]

I remember when Lunchables were first introduced. They had two kinds: ham and cheese on crackers, and turkey and cheese on crackers. Both [...]

I know I do. Look at these.

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The United States might not have the world’s most pristine record on human rights–at least according to those flaming anti-American terrorists on the [...]

Here’s some news hot off the e-presses: Looks like our lovely, feathered commuter rail just got lovelier. A press release from the Mid-Region [...]

My weekend: Hanging out with my parents and the most recent additon to their household, a pit bull-rottweiler mix, while doing laundry.Your weekend: [...]

Gas is expensive. Oil reserves are dwindling. Global warming is happening. There are just so many reasons to switch to alternative energies, it’s [...]