Best Haiku About Your First Sexual Experience This category seemed harmless enough when we first thought of it. Somehow, though, it ended up being enormously disturbing. Perhaps the most disturbing [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Alibi Haiku Tell us what you think of us in 17 syllables. No, really, we want to know. Don’t hold back. Don’t kiss our butts. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Haiku About Why You Fear A Specific Species Of Farm Animal My vote for scariest farm animal is certainly the goat, yet for whatever reason I’m also oddly attracted to our voracious, horned friends [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Best Miscellaneous Haiku Ah, miscellaneous. You win us over with your worldliness. You seduce us with your sophistication. You charm us with your wit. Gail Miller [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Haiku-Ku-Ka-Choo The Alibi'S 14Th Annual Haiku Contest As summer heads for the highway with its slimy pink tail tucked between its trembling legs, Albuquerqueans have several causes for consolation. The [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Sep 08, 2005 Read More
Global Reducer Everything You Need To Know About This Year'S Featured Performances If you've ever listened to KUNM's Sunday afternoon program “Singing Wire,” you may have already heard Black Eagle. Since 1989, this Grammy award-winning [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Sep 01, 2005 Read More
The World Comes To Albuquerque Thirteen Acts. Five Continents. Two Men. It's easy to get carried away when you talk to Tom Frouge and Neal Copperman. The two music promoters are easygoing, friendly and [...] Laura Marrich \ Sep 01, 2005 Read More
Unsafe At Any Speed The Albuquerque Wax Museum “Seven inches of pleasure/Seven inches going home.” —Grace Slick, Across the Board: 1973 Call me an elitist bitch (it's been done), a techno [...] Captain America \ Aug 25, 2005 Read More
Albuquerque, For The Record Albuquerque may be dirt-ass poor, but at least we're filthy rich in a few other respects. (Hint: It's not dirt.) I'm talking about [...] Laura Marrich Jessica Cassyle Carr and Simon McCormack \ Aug 25, 2005 Read More
Bring Back Science Project! And Bring Us Your Finest Meats & Cheeses, While You'Re At It. Albuquerque would have a bleak music scene without Joe Anderson, co-owner of the Launchpad and longtime man-behind-the-local-music-curtain. Here he talks with the Alibi [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Aug 25, 2005 Read More