Answer Me This: The Week In Massage Parlors, Apd Cadets, Trash Pickup And Candy 1) How are police discovering massage parlors that offer customers more bang for their buck? a. By getting a massage and then asking [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 10, 2011 Read More
Council Watch: Change The Channel Supporters of Quote … Unquote, Inc., showed up in force at the Monday, Nov. 7 City Council meeting. QUQ operates public access TV [...] Carolyn Carlson \ Nov 10, 2011 Read More
Odds & Ends: Manholes Blessed, Ancient Obscenity, Costume Turns Real, Pencil Neck, Avocado Prohibition Odds & Ends: Manholes Blessed, Ancient Obscenity, Costume Turns Real, Pencil Neck, Avocado Prohibition Dateline: Poland— Town Hall officials in Lodz have asked priests to bless some new manhole covers to stop them from being stolen by [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Nov 10, 2011 Read More
Letters: Target’s Not Green, Quq Is Out, Silverback Love, The Organized Left Target Stores—What’s Their Aim? Clearly, it’s not the commitment to green building proclaimed on their website. If it were, Target would not have sent a letter to [...] Alibi \ Nov 10, 2011 Read More
Occupy The Alibi: Big Banks’ Big Risks Nah, It’s Those Kids In The Park That Are Really Dangerous I’ll get to the $235 trillion in a minute. First, a few words on my arrest. Around 11:30 p.m. on Oct. 25, I [...] Andrew Beale \ Nov 10, 2011 Read More
Sports: The Kickball Chronicles Who’s On First? I Don’t Know, But I Want To Meet Her. Adults seldom get the chance to relive their elementary school days. Who’d want to?Cafeteria lunches that tasted like dinosaur vomit. Bodily worries, arithmetic [...] Toby Smith \ Nov 03, 2011 Read More
A Week In Occupational Hazards Monday, Oct. 24 • The University of New Mexico announces it will not renew the (Un)occupy Albuquerque permit, which expires the next night. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 03, 2011 Read More
Odds & Ends: Prostitute Turned Donkey, Cockney Atm, Sign Assaulter, Booty-Call Burglar, Take Your Bomb To Work Day Odds & Ends: Prostitute Turned Donkey, Cockney Atm, Sign Assaulter, Booty-Call Burglar, Take Your Bomb To Work Day Dateline: Zimbabwe— A man accused of bestiality came up with an original defense in court earlier this month. The New Zimbabwe newspaper reports [...] Devin D. O'Leary \ Nov 03, 2011 Read More
Public Access Tv Operator Loses Its Contract After 30 Years Public Access Operator Loses Its Contract With The City After 30 Years Friday morning was a bad one for Erica Jones.She’s the community outreach coordinator for Quote … Unquote, Inc., the operator of public access [...] Marisa Demarco \ Nov 03, 2011 Read More
Letters: Let’s Save Old Giles, I’m Walking Here, Flag-Waving Corporations Overseas, Eco-Occupy, Animal Deaths A Travesty, Inside The Menagerie Let’s Save Old Gilies [Re: Opinion, “The Architectural Undead,” Oct. 27-Nov. 2] I first noticed the Werner-Gilchrist house around 1960. Even then it looked a little down, [...] Alibi \ Nov 03, 2011 Read More
