Latest Article|September 3, 2020|Free
::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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Be afraid. Be very afraid. This year, Halloween and Election Day will fall within the same five-day period. A coincidence? Actually, yes. But let’s pretend it’s some dark act of symmetry designed by a cruel and mocking universe to taunt us. Behind one of these doors lies a beautiful maiden. Behind an other lies a hungry tiger. Choose well, America. The entire future of our country depends on it. No pressure or anything.Given the historic significance of the 2008 presidential election, how about we skip the horror movies this Halloween night and peer though our fingers at something truly terrifying? We’ll just stop by our favorite video store and rent a few shiver-inducing political films. Then we’ll imagine all those ghosts and goblins who show up at our door looking for candy are middle-class voters begging for tax cuts, and it’ll be a perfect pre-election fright fest.