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::Making Grown Men Cry Since 1992
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In the cold light of December, the final box office total for 2006 represented a slight improvement over the embarrassment that was 2005 (thanks almost entirely to the $420 million windfall that was Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest ). But what about the quality of films? Honestly, 2006 felt like a lean year. There were bright spots, to be sure, but even some of the year’s most critically acclaimed efforts fell short of perfection. Little Miss Sunshine was undoubtedly a bright spot on the summer movie horizon, but it expended an awful lot of effort overcoming its cliché dysfunctional family/road trip plotline. Clint Eastwood’s much-touted Flags of Our Fathers felt epic and real. It also felt preachy and distracted at times. Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Oscar-hungry Babel was an impressive package, but ultimately too glum, too sluggish and too filled with stupid characters to leave an impact. Blood Diamond got a lot of press (and a Golden Globe nomination for Leo DiCaprio), but the explosive action ultimately detracted from the film’s grim political message (and vice versa). … And the less said about the critical slobbering over Borat and Happy Feet the better.So what are my choices for this year’s top films? Read ’em and weep. The Departed Director Martin Scorsese scored the biggest hit of his career with this fun, fast-paced, freewheeling remake of a tight Hong Kong thriller (2002’s Infernal Affairs ). Not only does it feature an incredible ensemble cast (Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin), but everyone on screen looks like they’re having a ball. Less streetwise serious than most of Scorsese’s previous work, this one proves the master is just as capable as anyone else of crafting a dynamite popcorn flick. Dreamgirls I still think Bill Condon’s lavish adaptation of the hit stage musical takes a little while to find its legs. But once it does, Dreamgirls is dazzling entertainment. You simply can’t ignore the supporting contributions of Jennifer Hudson and Eddie Murphy–one starting out her career on the right foot and one grabbing onto a comeback with both hands. Lady Vengeance Unless you’re an Alibi Midnight Movie Madness regular, you probably missed this unique revenge saga from South Korea. Correct that error now by tracking down the DVD. Director Chan Wook-Park ( Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy ) is possibly the deftest practitioner of cinematic whiplash on the international scene right now. This story of a seemingly saintly woman who gets out of jail and goes on a bloody revenge kick against the man who betrayed her manages to be hilarious, touching, dramatic, thrilling, gorgeous and horrifying–sometimes all in the same scene. Our heroine’s one caveat for retribution: “Make it beautiful.” That’s something Chan’s gloriously dark tale takes directly to heart.