Thursday 13 “Supernatural” (KWBQ-19 8 p.m.) “Supernatural” signs off for the year with “A Very Supernatural Christmas.” Seems that our spooky detectives Sam and Dean are investigating a series of murders in which the victims were pulled up through chimneys. … Now that’s the holiday spirit, boys. “What Perez Sez … About 2007” (VH1 8 p.m.) Perez Hilton–famous for blogging about people who are famous for being famous–gives his catty opinions about this year’s headline-grabbers. Friday 14 “2007 World Magic Awards” (KASY-50 7 p.m.) Yes, they have magic awards. And yes, MyNet is desperate enough to broadcast them. Saturday 15 Christmas in Paradise (Lifetime 7 p.m.) While vacationing in the Caribbean, bonds form among a man and his two children and a woman and her two children. … Who cares? They’re still two kids short of a Brady Bunch. “Critics Choice: Best Movies of 2007” (VH1 8 p.m.) Bring the Noise vs . La Vie En Rose : Let the arguments begin. Sunday 16 “Survivor” (KRQE-13 7 p.m.) Another year, another “Survivor” season finale. “Extras: Extra Special Series Finale” (HBO 10 p.m.) “The Office” creator Ricky Gervais returns to his follow-up sitcom for a 90 minute sign-off. Monday 17 “Clash of the Choirs” (KOB-4 7 p.m) Singers, bands and even country musicians have all had their shot at reality show fame. Why not church choirs? .. Me, I’m holding out for the barbershop quartets. “Duel” (KOAT-7 7 p.m.) Love game shows? Boy, are you in luck! This Writers’ Guild strike is a goldmine for TV game shows. This one, featuring Mike Greenberg, co-host of ESPN Radio’s “Mike and Mike in the Morning” show, acting as quizmaster is just the first of dozens to follow. … Don’t love game shows? Man, are you screwed! Hard as Nails (HBO 9 p.m.) Filmmaker David Holbrooke profiles Justin Fatica, an unordained minister whose methods cause controversy. See, he’s Catholic, but he acts Baptist. Crazy, I know. Tuesday 18 “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” (MTV 11 p.m.) Tila Tequila will finally choose her perfect mate in tonight’s first season finale. Don’t hold your breath for a season two, though. Rumor is this reality dating show has been swept off the air because it’s entirely fake. Tequila is reportedly not actually a bisexual and has been living with her boyfriend for more than a year. Sorry to spoil your illusions. Wednesday 19 “Journeyman” (KOB-4 9 p.m.) Not only does the “Journeyman” season finale get bumped over to Wednesday night, it’s apparently the first part of a two-part cliffhanger. And rumor has it, the show won’t be returning for any more episodes in the future. Sorry, loyal viewers. Feel free to unleash the fanfic. “Exxon Mobile Presents A Holiday Celebration at Ford’s Theater” (KOAT-7 9 p.m.) Exxon Mobile would like to take this opportunity to remind you that, contrary to popular belief, coal actually does make a fine stocking-stuffer. Load up on fossil fuels for the holidays, America!
Week In Sloth
The Week In Sloth
Alibi
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