There has been an accident at sea. I am asked to rescue the sunken, unconscious survivors quickly since I am able to hold [...]

Apparently “it’s been real hot” down in Mobile, Alabama. But the heat isn’t stopping the good folks at the U of South Alabama [...]

My contacts have popped out onto my notebook. One is lost. I didn’t even know that I wore contacts. I’ve been sleeping with [...]

I have been sent to attend a conference. Instead of going to the meetings, I’ve been hanging out with all the misfits by [...]

The first thing you notice is a bearded man with “Hug Life” tattooed across his beer gut, standing on a homemade raft. This [...]

There is a vicious shark flopping around in my sister’s room. I stand on a chair and watch it. It squirms to the [...]

And here we thought all the eco-business was going to go the way of Martin Chavez-head bus decals when our former flashy mayor [...]

I want to get my friend a present: knuckle tattoos that read "KILL ME." I later decide I should change this to "SPINACH."