If ABBA and Ace of Base bred and produced a horribly ugly child which they left in the woods, it would have become the troglodyte that is t.A.T.u. And don't fool yourselves, all of that homosexual innuendo between the two Russian ladies of t.A.T.u. is only a marketing ploy. They don't actually, you know, do
it. And while their slavophone is charming in a way, that doesn't come close to making up for this abomination, not to mention their use of parentheses in three song titles—e.g., “Craving (I Only Want What I Can't Have).” Nyet!