It happens to all of us… You’re driving along just minding your own business, when all of a sudden–without any warning–this Dick In [...]

Why, oh why, must I always subvert the dominant paradigm? For the week of Valentine’s Day, why couldn’t I just choose some cute [...]

55 – Tiberius Claudius Caesar Britannicus, heir to the Roman Emperorship, dies under mysterious circumstances in Rome. This clears the way for Nero [...]

A few years ago, I bought my dad a sign. One of those signs you buy that has a clever expression on it [...]

I have generally tried to live by one rule when it comes to Valentine’s Day: no dating near the event, whenever possible! It’s [...]

I have heard conflicting stories on this Saint Valentine and the events historically associated with the holiday. February 14, 1929 marks one of [...]

When I think about love, I think about my folks. They have been together for longer than most car manufacturers can go without [...]

1) Create a picture of a candy heart that says something dirty. I made mine say Ass Wipe and I’m going to send [...]

Khalil Gibran has a poem about love called “Love One Another” There is his version, and my own ideas …Love One Another By [...]

My associates and I have begun to set up a new society inside a cave. Three of us concentrate our mental energy on [...]