Albuquerque has a reputation for being a gritty, down and dirty sort of town — just the sort of town, in other words, [...]

I suppose it’s to be expected that the only cheerful haiku we received in this category came from unemployed poets. Working can suck. [...]

What is it about the humble fish stick that’s capable of inspiring such a lyrical outpouring of insight into the human experience? Honestly, [...]

We got a lot of variations on the old “the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs” chestnut from high school typing [...]

I sure hope I’m wrong about this, but it looks like we’re in for a long bloody haul that will only result in [...]

This category seemed harmless enough when we first thought of it. Somehow, though, it ended up being enormously disturbing. Perhaps the most disturbing [...]

Tell us what you think of us in 17 syllables. No, really, we want to know. Don’t hold back. Don’t kiss our butts. [...]

My vote for scariest farm animal is certainly the goat, yet for whatever reason I’m also oddly attracted to our voracious, horned friends [...]

Ah, miscellaneous. You win us over with your worldliness. You seduce us with your sophistication. You charm us with your wit. Gail Miller [...]

Washington state, home of Schoolyard Heroes, is full of the kind of thick, damp forests perfect for shooting B-grade horror films. Fitting, indeed. [...]