Retrospeculative #4 Hot To Trot I saw this movie in the theater about 20 years ago and not a single time since then! I will now, sans journalistic [...] Levi Eleven \ Apr 23, 2009 Read More "When I talk, you're going to laugh yourself hoarse."
Scamming Fuckers Confusing Me We all know free credit report dot com is a scam, right? It’s $30 a month. Apparently they get plenty of suckers though, [...] Levi Eleven \ Jan 22, 2009 Read More A scamming fucker confusing me.
I Told You So Experts hate to be called out. Talking heads and armchair pundits have been hedging their bets and backpedaling as the election looms. Six [...] Levi Eleven \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More The Washington administration really resonated with voters.
“Who Are You Voting For?” It’s been an unavoidable question everywhere for the last month or so. Does anyone else get a moment of panic when asked this?Don’t [...] Levi Eleven \ Nov 06, 2008 Read More Tell this one you voted for McCain.
Dear My Television, Yesterday I was feeling kind of sick, so I decided you, my old friend commercial television, and I should get reacquainted.I know this [...] Levi Eleven \ Oct 16, 2008 Read More
The 10 Stupidest Comic Book Resurrections Fictional characters have been coming back to life since as far back as Jesus and Sherlock Holmes. It’s much more cost-efficient than bringing [...] Levi Eleven \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More Supergirl, honorable mention.
Retrospeculative #3 Red Dawn At the end of the ‘70s, my parents moved the family to the North Woods, near the Canadian border, to wait out the [...] Levi Eleven \ Sep 18, 2008 Read More Swayze went on to kick ass and make love in Roadhouse .
Plastic Surgery News From The Dnc I feel sorry for the guy who had to open for Hillary Clinton. It was Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer, not that you probably [...] Levi Eleven \ Sep 04, 2008 Read More
Retrospeculative #2 The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen In honor of the 20th anniversary DVD release, I will review this movie that I haven’t seen in 20 years. The setting is…olden [...] Levi Eleven \ May 15, 2008 Read More Whimsy, personified.
Blog Entry Flight Of The Navigator I watched this movie about five million times in the late ’80s, and not once since.A young boy, who has been replaced in [...] Levi Eleven \ May 08, 2008 Read More
