Cannibal Cuisine Eat, But Don’t Be Eaten So you’re stuck in the wilderness with five of your closest buddies. You’ve run out of food and rescue is beginning to look [...] Maren Tarro \ Aug 16, 2007 Read More
Survival Gourmet A Disaster Is No Reason To Not Entertain Properly The floodwaters are rising, the earth is quaking, zombies are breaking down your back door and you have a house full of dinner [...] Maren Tarro \ Aug 16, 2007 Read More
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly No. 5 Ladies' Night Me and my high-heeled, lipstick-brandishing gang— Bonnie Ann Clyde, Cutie-Pie á la Mode, Kitty Katmandu and the Midwest Maven—set out to paint the [...] Maren Tarro \ Aug 02, 2007 Read More Oh yes, it’s ladies’ night, and we feel all right.
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly No. 4 Having A Ball In Missourah This is the last time I will mention my recent Midwest escapade. I was going through pics of my trip and came across [...] Maren Tarro \ Jul 26, 2007 Read More Talkin’ about testicles
Please Don’t Smell The Cork How To Behave In Establishments That Require Shoes Your mothers have failed you. In fact, if you weren’t aware of it before, watching you chew your food with your mouth open [...] Maren Tarro \ Jul 26, 2007 Read More (Rex Barron)
Infernals Got You Beat? Drinks To Energize Your Next Videogame Marathon Endurance gaming requires, well, endurance. Unfortunately, your natural supply of stamina tends to wane after 36 hours of intense, nonstop battles with crocolisks [...] Maren Tarro \ Jul 12, 2007 Read More
Canadian Maple Syrup 101 Pour Some Sirop D’érable On Me It’s 8 a.m. You’re tired and probably hungover. In front of you is the Mount Everest of pancake stacks. Beyond that is an [...] Maren Tarro \ Jul 05, 2007 Read More Mmmm ... sticky
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly No. 3 Grapes Of Wrath I spent the last two weeks in good ol’ Missourah—that’s Missouri for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure. Perhaps the most [...] Maren Tarro \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More Yeeeeeeeeeee-haw! (henscratchfarms.com)
A Family Affair Add Some Personality To Your Annual Wienie Roast Damn. Just as you start to relax after making it through Valentine’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, yet another less-than-meaningful holiday [...] Maren Tarro \ Jun 28, 2007 Read More (Rex Barron)
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly No. 2 Deep Dish Drudgery While visiting my parents in Missouri, my father decided to show off his newly acquired culinary prowess by rustling up some grub all [...] Maren Tarro \ Jun 21, 2007 Read More No! No! No! No hot dog casserole, ever!
