1) Darling, My Fingers Don’t Bend That Way2) What Part of Funyons (Did You Not Understand?)3) Thank God I’m a Rodeo4) Eenie, Meanie, [...]

This year, I’m decorating my porch with this simple yet terrifying prop: it’s just a wad of toilet paper with some peanut butter [...]

Even a man who is pure of heartand says his prayers at nightmay become a wolf when the wolfbane bloomsand the autumn moon [...]

1) Does not fly.2) Does not go underwater.3) Constructed entirely of magnets.4) Air conditioner blows farts.5) Runs on Black Gold, Texas Tea.6) Sucking [...]

1) Nothing.2) Nothing.3) Nothing.4) Nothing.5) Nothing.6) Nothing.7) Nothing.8) Nothing.9) Nothing.10) Scotty.

1) Clothing.2) “So how’s it goin’?”3) Dancing.4) Poke at their food.5) Have talented friends.6) Recount trivial moments in long-story form.7) Repeat catch-phrases from [...]