He’s Dead, Jim This week’s dead animal was a tree frog. He was always good at hiding, though never quite so good as when he went [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 6.2.08 Image of Don Schrader Appears on Florida Man’s Tree.Has an Alaskan Boy been caputured by the Ircenraat (the “Little People” of the Tundra)?Kennedy [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Ufo Over Albuquerque Exclusive Photo Of An Alien Dot Hovering In The Sky Saturday Night Yes, it’s a dot. It was much more impressive in person.I have other photos, but they’re just as bad.One thing I found irritating [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
He’s Dead, Jim Tadpoles Did you know that you can order live tadpoles online and have them delivered right to your door? The problem is, sometimes through [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More The Dead Tadpoles Arrived in a White Bucket
The Daily Word 6.9.08 Another Japaneses Stabfest.A Stabbing in Socorro. Flooding in Indiana. Have a nice vacation, Molly.Learn about a mean prank called “ Fire in the [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
Bomb Scare Downtown Downtown streets and alleys are roped off and police are everywhere as investigations surrounding this morning’s bomb scare continue. Johnny (of Relish) told [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
He’s Dead, Jim Bat There was an actual dead bat in the alley. Viva! Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More
I Am Mr. Daniel Howard The Whole Story Falls Apart And He Basically Just Asks If He Can Steal Your Identity. Never Mind That Other Shit. I am Mr. Daniel Howard, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the personal Account Manager to Mr. Terry Collings. (BULLSHIT) [...] Nick Brown \ May 29, 2008 Read More John Cleese as Mr. Daniel Howard
Cryptid Alert! Krqe Bigfoot Story KRQE’s Annie McCormick ran a story on last night’s news about a hunt for a yeti near Farmington. Famed yeti hunter Tom Biscardi [...] Nick Brown \ May 15, 2008 Read More
