I’m Going Home To Mother’s! I don’t claim to be a biblical scholar, but it must be a sign of the End Times. There are more single women [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Newsflash! Cow With Two Faces! A cow was born with two faces. There’s no shame in it. Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Silent Sled Run, Secret Sled Run Where are all the good sledding spots in town? It’s not like we get a whole lot of opportunities to ponder the question, [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More “I’m glad I wore my brown pants!”
Tonight’s Aquarium Lecture Cancelled This just in:The Aquarium Lecture Series scheduled at the Albuquerque Aquarium is cancelled for tonight, Wednesday, January 3, 2007, due to inclement weather. [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Sony Rootkit Settlement The following is a press release from Gary King regarding settlement in a class action lawsuit against Sony/BMG for their evil copy protection [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More Image courtesy of Gizmodo.com
What’s That Metallic Smell? There isn’t one – metal doesn’t smell. Don’t believe me? Maybe you’ll believe some scientists . Most scientists still agree that farts smell, [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Look. Nails.
Steven Seagal At Anodyne? Hollywood action hero Steven Seagal is filming in Albuquerque. If anyone out there knows the details of his project, please pipe in. All [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More “Circle gets the square.”
Happy Thanksgiving Look what we ate at my house! Plus, we had hundreds of other tantalizing dishes. Nick Brown \ Nov 30, 2006 Read More Crispy End Piece
What’s The Acronym For Kramer Kramer Kramer? Comedian Michael Richards of “Seinfeld” fame had a racist meltdown at the Laugh Factory… with hilarious results! Well, uncomfortable results, anyway. Nick Brown \ Nov 23, 2006 Read More “Hey, Jerry! I need to borrow your swimsuit!”
Holy Sea-Mammals, Batman! Scientists recently taught dolphins to sing the old Neil Hefti Batman Theme. Now they must teach the dolphins to stop. Nick Brown \ Nov 16, 2006 Read More Maybe raw fish will make them stop.
