Speaking Of The Election… I’d like to thank all of you who voted “yes” to proposition one, that the yeti is the number one cryptid in the [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 16, 2006 Read More The Yeti and I go way the fuck back.
Tantor Ungawa! The elephant is a complex animal, notwithstanding its post as symbol of the Republican Party. Here’s a little blurb about how some Tantors [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More Tantor Bundolo!
Speaking Of Interesting Animals… The yeti is perhaps the most fascinating of all animals to walk the earth. Now you can carry on a conversation with a [...] Nick Brown \ Nov 02, 2006 Read More “What the…Holy!”
Jacko Dot Lantern Wouldn’t it be fun if you could carve jackolanterns right on your computer screen? Then you could just put your monitor out on [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More I call this one “Ass Wipe”
Fly-Fishing Derby Cancelled The Fly-Fishing Derby scheduled for Saturday, October 21st at the Tingley Beach Catch and Release Lake has been cancelled. Apparently, the fish were [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 26, 2006 Read More This fish woke up with a scratchy throat this morning.
Stupid Gun Won’t Load Fast Enough Speaking of H. P. Lovecraft’s “Herbert West: Reanimator,” (and we were in fact speaking of it at the office just yesterday), here’s a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More What’s for supper?
The Incredible One-Headed Transplant There’s an old joke where a guy has an elephant’s trunk surgically attached in place of his penis, which was lost in a [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 28, 2006 Read More Mr. Brown’s New Nose (Courtesy of Birdchick)
Tiny Animals On Human Fingertips. Who among us can resist the allure of a tiny animal clinging to a human fingertip? Is it you, my good man? I [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More This tiny skink has only seconds to live without your help!
Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming! Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming! Does McDonald’s really have a new "Yeti Burger”? No, but here’s a site where you can make a McDonald’s sign say whatever you [...] Nick Brown \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More
Mystery Beast Alert #547 New mystery beast tracks have been found in Russia. Yeti or hoax? You be the judge. Nick Brown \ Sep 21, 2006 Read More