Obama Orders General To Shave Colbert's Head Obama Orders General To Shave Colbert's Head Under direct orders from President Obama, General Ray Odierno sheered off Stephen Colbert’s hair.Colbert is in Baghdad this week doing four “Colbert Report”s [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
Shut Up Conan Critics I don’t care what TV reviewers are saying about The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. This show is great. Checkout Conan’s zinger about [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
Are The Crazies Being Egged On? The New York Times ‘ columnist Frank Rich wonders if conservative blow-hards like Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck are stoking the flames of [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More (Fred R. Conrad/The New York Times)
Answer Me This Which horse won the Belmont Stakes? Roadside salespeople will no longer be carrying … . Who’s been immortalized by a statue Downtown? And [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 06.02.09 Five City Council candidates qualify for public funding.Violent crime falls in Albuquerque. So stop mugging me!Nearly 2 million people have jumped on the [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 04, 2009 Read More
Look At This Fucking Hipster I don’t want to reenergize the fruitless debate we had the last time I posted something about hipsters, but this website is a [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 04, 2009 Read More The caption for this photo reads: “My goal was to make a bicycle that would somehow be more impractical to ride than a unicycle. I think I succeeded? I’m not sure. What does success feel like? Does it feel like being drunk and high and also riding a ridiculous polygon stilt-bike? Because, if that’s the case, I’ve been feeling really successful lately.”
Jasper Brown Murder On The High Desert Jasper Brown picked up an acoustic guitar to appease his mother.She got upset that he wouldn’t give her a copy of his punk [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 04, 2009 Read More
Festival Preview Wild Dancing West At Vsa North Fourth Art Center When an audience takes in Song Cycle , it’s tough to say what they’ll see.There will be dance, music and video. You can [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 04, 2009 Read More Turns out, this is a lucky number. (Melissa Briggs)
Wikipedia Bans Scientology Church of Scientology members kept editing their wiki-articles to give the church favorable coverage.Wikipedia got sick of it, and banned the group from [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 04, 2009 Read More
Answer Me This A teen escaped from lockup—what was he convicted of? What happened to $16 million of APS’ money? New Mexico’s hungry get some welcome [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 04, 2009 Read More
