Happy Hallow-Meme I’m usually a pirate. As much as I love Halloween, I always forget to put any sort of forethought into 1) coming up [...] Laura Marrich \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More “Yes, this is real life. Stay in your seat.”
The Hoot Smalley Report #7: Hoot Responds To Lisa Strout’s Letter To The Alibi Fat and Happy having finished visiting family down south, I come back home and find to my astonishment that the gauntlet has been [...] Hoot Smalley \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #125: Aliens I am an alien disguised as a human. A female alien with great powers and deadly pointy protuberances has arrived. She feels no [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
Get A Free Black Jack Taco From Taco Bell There was a big sign at Taco Bell for the 89¢ Chicken Ranch Gordita today, so I stopped to get one.“We ain’t got [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
Dream News Alert In anticipation of the next Rowdy’s Dream Blog tomorrow, here’s one scientist who says dreaming is a parallel consciousness that runs all the [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #123: Entrapment! I sit in an open window with a leg up on the sill and look out onto the street. A homeless man I [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 11.23.09: Billboards And Spitting And Karloff Hasan is paralyzed from the chest down.The Eagles beat the Bears.A car dealer put up an anti-Obama billboard in Denver.A man was arrested [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
Wanted: Dream Dude The poster reads, “Every night, all over the world, people see this face in their dreams. If this man appears in your dreams [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 11.16.09: Boy Kills Bear, Muggers Return Wallet And Burgess Meredith Co-Stars In Failed Stinker. Either a human was eaten or the Sun isn’t a real news source.A boy killed a bear.The dollar fell and gold went up.It’s [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More
Win Free Tickets To Dweezil Zappa Plays Zappa Tonight At The Sunshine Theater. I’m giving away three pairs of tickets to Dweezil Zappa Plays Zappa tonight at the Sunshine. My first Zappa album was Zoot Allures [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 29, 2009 Read More