Kanye West Hates The Media Kanye West blurted out an anti-press freestyle at a recent Casio-sponsored concert.The most notable lines were: “I’m sorry I broke your arm/I meant [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 13, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #112: There’s A Jeep In It! I have caused the death of a guy’s wife. I walk along the curb of a busy street. There is no sidewalk. A [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Soup To Nuts This weekend Dave DeWitt—cookbook author and head chile-head of the National Fiery Foods and Barbecue Show—busted St. Clair Winery & Bistro for serving [...] Laura Marrich \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #110: A Car Tour Of A Modern City I am taken on a car tour of a modern city. A major problem evident to me is the callous disregard for the [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Media Matters Blasts Lou Dobbs On Cnn Media Matters, a left-leaning watchdog of the press has purchased air time on CNN to criticize the network for not reigning in Lou [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
I Am Poisoned! The lesson: For goodness’ sake, just send it back. I spent three hours last night watching my insides become outsides. I thought maybe [...] Marisa Demarco \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More Me and the Alibi’s spooky staircase.
The Daily Word 08.10.09 There was a prison riot in California.Is it so wrong for a man to want his diaper changed?The newly-discovered flying frog can glide [...] Nick Brown \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #111: Kevin Costner’s Cult Rapes A Man Wtih A Carrot! I observe a cult as they solve a problem. An unruly member insists on dancing naked in front of them, upsetting the older [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
The Gop And Whitey Karl Rove tried to get Republicans to adopt an immigration stance that might attract more Hispanics. The GOP rank-and-file told him to shove [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 08.04.09: I-25, Lady Gaga, Bob Barker Filling in the food gaps.No more engine revving.city council gives the I-25 fix some extra cash.There’s not enough mortgage aid to go around.Clinton [...] Simon McCormack \ Aug 06, 2009 Read More