The Daily Word 07.24.09 Some dude crashed his car into an apartment on the Westside. Looks like he fell asleep at the wheel after a night shift.An [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jul 30, 2009 Read More
Spam A Lot Enterprising Vanity Fair reporter Ted Travelstead wondered what would happen if he actually responded to some of the spam mail that barraged his [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jul 30, 2009 Read More (Vanity Fair)
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #108 A Gift For A Girl I need to buy a gift for a girl. There is not much time. I settle on a plastic gorilla with a bazooka [...] Brutus De Cervantes \ Jul 30, 2009 Read More
The Daily Word 07.27.09 A new expedition searches for the elusive Mongolian Death Worm.The Devil made a woman kill her baby. Sarah Palin says so long. “Together [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 30, 2009 Read More
This Is Why You’re Fat One time, I had an eggroll party. After many drinks, we made a Skittles eggroll. The Skittles melted together in a grainy, slimy [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More A DiGorno pizza atop a Jack’s pizza topped with Totino’s pizza rolls.
Jaysus! Frank Mccourt Is Feckin’ Dead As Nick Brown reported in this morning’s Daily Word, Frank McCourt, American Irish American (read his books if you’re confused) passed away at [...] Erin McCullough \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Did You Go To Your High School Reunion? Alibi Question Of The Week #15 I recently received a terrifying invitation in the post. It requested my shirt size. It implored, “Where do you see yourself in 10 [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Me, my high school friends and Natural Ice, in 1999.
The Daily Word 07.21.09 Downtown bars can now stay open until 3:30 a.m. and serve non-alcoholic beverages and food. Some think it’s unfair that it’s just downtown.Man [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
Pizza Eating Contest My guardian angel dropped a flyer on my desk advertising Pizza 9’s first ever pizza eating contest.Participants will have 10 minutes to eat [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More Look how much fun! Where are his arms?
Carnal Conundrums #10 Think you’re alone and kinky? Never fear, Carnal Conundrums is here. Read on for an explanation of how things roll and how to [...] Julian Wolf \ Jul 23, 2009 Read More
