Today Is Not The Fourth Of July But Tomorrow Is It’s almost the Fourth of July. You don’t actually want to read anything, do you? You’re just passing time until tomorrow, when you [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
Why Is Sarah Palin Still Popular? I know the Presidential election happened eight months ago, but CBS ran a highly entertaining story about Gov. Sarah Palin clashing with senior [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #105 Nick Brown Edition - Box Canyon The Alibi offices are in a box canyon with boulders and scrub brush. Chris Johnson has left me a stack of forms to [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
A Raccoon Story I just got back from Bob’s farm in Minnesota. I have lots of boring stories to share, and this will be the first.When [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More Oh, to be washing some food in a cold brook.
The Daily Word 07.06.09 There’s a serial killer in South Carolina.Michael Jackson’s brain has been removed, and he will be buried without it. Meanwhile, his restless soul [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
Stuff I Didn’t Really Understand Until I Was In My 30S Now, I’m no dummy, but it took me awhile to fully grasp a few seemingly simple ideas:Paying your bills on time isn’t just [...] Edith P. Giblets \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More My thirtysomething friends and I are multiracial and own multiple hypogenic cloths for cleaning eyeglasses.
Carnal Conundrums #9 What is “alternative,” anyway? Do I have to find a girl that’s into the same stuff as me to have a good time? [...] Julian Wolf \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
Did You Light Any Fireworks On Saturday? Alibi Question Of The Week #14 A friend of mine finally got a mortar and some shells, like the big guys use. I imagine it must have been way [...] Nick Brown \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
The Best Of The Daily Show's Guests The Best Of The Daily Show's Guests Andy Samberg, Eddie Izzard, Denis Leary, Bernie Mac, Norm McDonald, Mike Myers, Dave Chappelle, Richard Lewis, Brett Butler, Sandra Bernhard, Jerry Seinfeld, Tracey [...] Simon McCormack \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More
Look What I Made U.S.A.! Wiggle and jiggle! Zappity zap, zap, Jell-O!(Feel free to share your own delicious Jell-O recipes and stories below.) Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jul 09, 2009 Read More I prefer to express patriotism in Jell-O.
