B.ones M.eat I.diocy (Alternate irrelevant title: Bitchy Mummies Inc.)Oh, Body Mass Index, with your magical ability to make most everyone feel somehow like they’re failing at [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 18, 2009 Read More
Serious Spy Shit An elderly couple was arrested by the FBI on charges of being Cuban spies for 30 years. Walter Ken Myers (Agent 202) and [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
Death To The New Parking Meters (Warning, Profanity) Fucking Fuck! Fuck! I don’t have a car, and seldom do I drive, however some friends are in Austin this week so they bequeathed me a [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More Must. Punch.
Shut Up Conan Critics I don’t care what TV reviewers are saying about The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. This show is great. Checkout Conan’s zinger about [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
I Can Haz Kitty Back? If your kitty gets lost and ends up in the animal slammer, there is some good news—bail is cheap. The city’s Animal Welfare [...] Carolyn Carlson \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
Al Gore Needs To Say Something Two journalists working for Current TV, a station founded in part by former Vice President Al Gore, were arrested on the China-North Korea [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More Euna Lee (left) and Laura Ling.
Proud Burque I’m thrilled to note that the city is dedicating a sculpture to its gay community this year. That makes Albuquerque the second in [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
Obama Orders General To Shave Colbert's Head Obama Orders General To Shave Colbert's Head Under direct orders from President Obama, General Ray Odierno sheered off Stephen Colbert’s hair.Colbert is in Baghdad this week doing four “Colbert Report”s [...] Simon McCormack \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
O Superwoman Laurie Anderson In Abq Back in 1981, way before the vocoder had been beaten into the ground by multitudes of talentless R&B crooners, then-obscure performance artist Laurie [...] Jerry Cornelius \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
Free Hiv Testing Today The Centers for Disease Control estimated last year that there had been a 40 percent increase in HIV infections nationwide. New Mexico accounts [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jun 11, 2009 Read More
