Bow Down Before The One You Serve Trent Reznor was on a mission to bang out as many songs as he could in Nine Inch Nails’ hour-and-a-half time slot at [...] Simon McCormack \ May 21, 2009 Read More
Twitterless, Qwitterless, Twitterlessless Qwitter, the “service” that emails you when someone unfollows you on Twitter, has been raising eyebrows and ire since its inception last year. [...] Jerry Cornelius \ May 14, 2009 Read More Don’t cry, little Qwitter elf.
Health Care Industry Tries To Play Nice The health care industry is promising to cut $2 trillion dollars in costs over the next 10 years. If it does that, the [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Adult Braces The subject of adult braces has been popping up quite a bit around the Alibi’s World Headquarters. Two members of our extended family [...] Edith P. Giblets \ May 14, 2009 Read More I wonder how her husband’s genitals feel about this.
Water You Gonna Do About It Simon’s on a roll with these blog titles. They’re the best in the biz, he says. We’re on sure footing with headlines in [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 14, 2009 Read More
I'm Scared To Eat My Potted Meat Will It Be A Treat, Or Will My Food Adventure End In Defeat? Someone gave me a can of potted meat yesterday.I had never heard of it, but the person who gave it to me described [...] Simon McCormack \ May 14, 2009 Read More This is just like the can I have!
Hot Polling Action #57 Have You Ever Been In A Movie? It doesn’t matter whether you were in Citizen Kane or some piece o shit student film—were you ever in a movie? If so, [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Eye Of The Tiger #3 For my upcoming feature story on cage fighting in Albuquerque, I’ll be training at Jackson’s Mixed Martial Arts gym. This the third installment [...] Ari Organ Donor LeVaux \ May 14, 2009 Read More Rashad Evans spars with Keith Jardine
The Daily Word 05.13.09 Obama comes to Rio Rancho High School tomorrow.A Chelwood Elementary School teacher is missing. (Also, the Albuquerque Journal has gone back to letting [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 14, 2009 Read More
Gee, Thanks, Marty The Mayor’s Third Annual Conference For Women “Join Mayor Martin J. Chávez at the 3rd Annual Conference for Women, where you will get the tools needed to manage your financial [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 14, 2009 Read More Women like to wear flowers in their hair. Lots of them. They also really, really like purple. They like everything to be purple. Even the flowers in their hair.