Jack Ass Vs. Fat Ass Ever wonder how the Democrats and Republicans chose their party label images? It was a Nast-y decision. Ester W. Rosin \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
A Jar Of Jam Fell On My Toe Last Night Somebody put an extra large jar of jam sideways on an upper shelf in the refrigerator, so when I was looking for some [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Praying Mantis Season I see the little baby mantises (manti?) in the spring but then they disappear all summer. In the fall, BAM! They’re everywhere. I [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More On a chair.
This Week In Sports A Day with a LPGA Star Albuquerque resident Sean D’Arcy is one of five finalists in the “Who’s Behind Your Success?” contest.If he [...] Simon McCormack \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 09.25.08 Bush calls Obama and McCain to the White House to discuss the $700 billion bailout.Meanwhile, one Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com: "[The bailout’s] not [...] Amy Dalness \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Ah, To Be Mayor Forever (Enter Harp) Looks like ours isn’t the only mayor in the country to find himself suddenly without a seat and opt to seek a third [...] Marisa Demarco \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More Except you, McCheese. You’re mayor times infinity.
The Daily Word 10.6.08 A woman can’t open her eyes.The Taliban is breaking up with al Qaeda.The Global Economy is crumbling.More, in general, about those pirates. Atheists [...] Nick Brown \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
Thomas Edison: Elephant Killer You may remember him for bringing civilization the incandescent light bulb. You may remember his version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" as [...] Robert Masterson \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More
If Democrats Were Republicans I love political ads. Indignant voiceovers set to waving flags saying things like, “And in 1967, my opponent was caught by his third [...] Maren Tarro \ Oct 02, 2008 Read More Do we ever.