Why? Why? Why? Why were there a bunch of hamburger patties in the alley behind the Alibi office? Nobody knows!The first time I walked by there [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Scary Filing Cabinet Last night I was sitting with my dog, Howdy, out in my shed watching Carla Aragon deliver the Eyewitness News. Since the news [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
What I Had For Lunch Shrimp Heads In the first place, I don’t claim to be any kind of a sushi expert. I don’t know a thing about it other [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More There were two left over.
Malice In Wonderland The Dolls, the fiercest drag troupe this side of, well, anywhere , bring their twisted version of Lewis Carroll’s famous children’s story to [...] Lisa VanDyke \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More (Photo by Russel Maynor)
The Daily Word 4.14.08 Dolly Parton set a bald eagle loose in the woods. Picture that. Could anything be more American?Count Bush can create a Clone Army [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 3.17.08 Cussing on the radio.I can’t think of a single Mariah Carey song… China blocked youtube so people couldn’t see the Tibet stuff… Cat [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 4.07.08 Wheelchair Robber. Condoleeza Rice wants to be Vice President. $17 sounds cheap for 30 pizza pans. Hot dogs. Mr. 27. Two Feet of [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
The Daily Word 03.06.08 Are Big Bill’s vetos personal? N.M. gets a B-minus in government. Small bomb in Times Square rattles NYC. More finger pointing at Iran.How, [...] Amy Dalness \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More
What’s On Laura’s Desk? 1) A bunch of Steve White’s pez dispensers.2) A stegosaurus with rock buttons on its bony backplates.3) A McDonald’s cup full of dead [...] Nick Brown \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More Objects in photo are actual size.
Flashquiz: Morality Oh god. Time Magazine presents scenario after gruesome scenario of having to choose between killing one innocent person to save the lives of [...] Laura Marrich \ Mar 13, 2008 Read More (Illustration by John Ritter, courtesy time.com)