More Poop News Even our little feathered friends seem displeased with Bush’s foreign policy. How much cooler would it be if a flock of pigeons just [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 31, 2007 Read More Birds do not like Bush.
Lost Luckies Weekend, lovely weekend—and a lovely long weekend for most. Be safe out there all you Memorial Day campers. Remember, only you can prevent [...] Amy Dalness \ May 31, 2007 Read More
Be Afraid Be Very Very Afraid Here’s what President Bush said in a speech on Wednesday: “The enemy in Vietnam had neither the intent nor the capability to strike [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 31, 2007 Read More Vote Republican or your children will contract hanta virus.
Deadly (Cute) Kittens I don’t really like cuddly things, but I was punching this button like it was dispensing good drugs. Awwww. Drugs. But this is [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 31, 2007 Read More Prepare to die.
The Daily Word 05.28.07 The Tribune remembers local heroes on this Memorial Day.Contact lens solution, "Complete MoisturePlus," is linked to a rare but serious eye infection.The U.S. [...] Amy Dalness \ May 31, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 05.29.07 Not much in the way of local news this morning. Here’s a bit about traffic troubles and the price tag on fixing them. [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 31, 2007 Read More
The Devil Himself George W. Bush is not the devil. He’s too much of a world-class idiot to be the devil. Hugo Chavez, on the other [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 31, 2007 Read More Our beloved revolutionary sweetheart
Nice Rack, Presidential Candidate Putting The “Bust” Back In ... Er ... Bust. I almost don’t want to tell you about this since it’s such a clear ploy for attention on the part of the artist. [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 31, 2007 Read More “I look into a future of tailored suits. Or a shirt. Anything.”
Rapid After Dark Is Back! I’m still not sure why the city hasn’t decided to make this a year-round program–maybe one day the administration will catch on and [...] Christie Chisholm \ May 31, 2007 Read More