Hummers For All There may actually be a thread of hope to prevent all of America from becoming Texas: Hummer H2 sales are down 27 percent [...] Hayley Shoemaker \ May 31, 2007 Read More A “green” Hummer. Hum ...
Trashballs, Pseudo-Feminist Gossip, Ear Candles When am I going to have an idea this good? Vending-machine eggs full of trash and sometimes art. It’s as plain as the [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 31, 2007 Read More Yup. They’re balls of trash. And you totally want one.
More Poop News Even our little feathered friends seem displeased with Bush’s foreign policy. How much cooler would it be if a flock of pigeons just [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 31, 2007 Read More Birds do not like Bush.
Lost Luckies Weekend, lovely weekend—and a lovely long weekend for most. Be safe out there all you Memorial Day campers. Remember, only you can prevent [...] Amy Dalness \ May 31, 2007 Read More
Be Afraid Be Very Very Afraid Here’s what President Bush said in a speech on Wednesday: “The enemy in Vietnam had neither the intent nor the capability to strike [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 31, 2007 Read More Vote Republican or your children will contract hanta virus.
Deadly (Cute) Kittens I don’t really like cuddly things, but I was punching this button like it was dispensing good drugs. Awwww. Drugs. But this is [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 31, 2007 Read More Prepare to die.
The Daily Word 05.28.07 The Tribune remembers local heroes on this Memorial Day.Contact lens solution, "Complete MoisturePlus," is linked to a rare but serious eye infection.The U.S. [...] Amy Dalness \ May 31, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word 05.29.07 Not much in the way of local news this morning. Here’s a bit about traffic troubles and the price tag on fixing them. [...] Marisa Demarco \ May 31, 2007 Read More
The Devil Himself George W. Bush is not the devil. He’s too much of a world-class idiot to be the devil. Hugo Chavez, on the other [...] Steven Robert Allen \ May 31, 2007 Read More Our beloved revolutionary sweetheart