Lost Luckies My iPod back is back in my possession—I’m stoked. I lent it to my best friend for his seven-month escapade in Europe. Now [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Someone Has To Say It So it may as well be me: You people look like idiots. Jerry Cornelius \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Globes Of Gold Every year when the Golden Globes come around, I realize how many good movies I missed. I’ve yet to see Babel, Dreamgirls, The [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More I bet it’s not real marble.
Obama-Rama Some say the name’s a liability. I think it’s just fun. Imagine the clever headline writers spewing forth things like: “Obama-mania” “Obama the [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Be Hers/His/Its/Mine/Yours/Theirs/Ours Alibi ’S Fourth Annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest! Turn up the love, baby. Draw, paint, spackle or glue your romantic longings onto a two-dimensional surface no larger than 8.5 x 11 [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Cuidando Los Niños Looks like the season of kindness extends well beyond the month of December. A talented crew of high school sculptors will be auctioning [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More Who knew welding helmets come in this striking shade of blue?
All Tapped Out President Bush isn’t going to rubber stamp again the program he put in place after 9/11 to eavesdrop on U.S. citizens without a [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More Who needs a celly when you’ve got these babies? Less tapable, too.
Collective Suicide The director of Tehran’s clean air committee says living in the Iranian capitol is “collective suicide.” Because gas is so cheap there, everyone [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Gloomy Dane Chris Johnson always calls me a gloomy Dane. My grampa came from Denmark and, like most Danes, I guess I’m gloomy. Now, some [...] Carl Petersen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
God Help The United States Of America I hope you’ve popped a fresh set of batteries in your psychosis detector. This evening our president will attempt to justify his absurd [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More How much more evidence do we need of our president’s mental derangement? Do we want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud ... over Baghdad?
