Sad Mario Bros. I watched the last episode of this epic story about Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom this weekend. It’s so sad—tragic in a Grecian [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More So ... freakin’ ... sad.
Holiday Hangover There are piles of gift cards sitting on my kitchen table—most of them to REI. My biggest worry is making sure to use [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More And more and more and more ...
Fly High More sweet high-flyin’ lunacy over at Duke City Fix. This time with ice. Unbelievable. Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Buddy And Chet Internal polls at the Alibi regularly indicate that Jeff Drew is our most popular employee. The reason? Products of his creative mind like [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Lost Luckies My iPod back is back in my possession—I’m stoked. I lent it to my best friend for his seven-month escapade in Europe. Now [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Someone Has To Say It So it may as well be me: You people look like idiots. Jerry Cornelius \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More
Globes Of Gold Every year when the Golden Globes come around, I realize how many good movies I missed. I’ve yet to see Babel, Dreamgirls, The [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 18, 2007 Read More I bet it’s not real marble.
Word Nerds Is anyone out there nerdy enough (anyone else, I guess I should say) to get a kick out of the top words of [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More He knows it in his gut without any evidence. That’s “truthiness.”
Fast Eddie So I slipped on the ice last week and broke my wrist. (Fiberglass casts at Lovelace come in eight fabulous colors, by the [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More This isn’t Eddie, nor is this his dumptruck. I just attached this photo to add some visual flair. Actually, Eddie has two dumptrucks—one medium and one large. For most jobs, the medium should do just fine.
Send This E-Mail To 10 Friends ... Or Stand Knee-Deep In The Blood Of Your Children As we’re all too painfully aware now, the Internet is a roiling pit of misinformation and scams. The next time someone sends you [...] Laura Marrich \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More How Nigerian baby scams are born.