God Help The United States Of America I hope you’ve popped a fresh set of batteries in your psychosis detector. This evening our president will attempt to justify his absurd [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More How much more evidence do we need of our president’s mental derangement? Do we want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud ... over Baghdad?
Yvonne De Carlo, 1922 - 2007 Yvonne De Carlo, 1922 - 2007 Yvonne De Carlo, better known as Lily Munster from the television show “The Munsters,” has passed away. “The Munsters” is generally considered the [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 11, 2007 Read More
Tonight’s Aquarium Lecture Cancelled This just in:The Aquarium Lecture Series scheduled at the Albuquerque Aquarium is cancelled for tonight, Wednesday, January 3, 2007, due to inclement weather. [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Silent Sled Run, Secret Sled Run Where are all the good sledding spots in town? It’s not like we get a whole lot of opportunities to ponder the question, [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More “I’m glad I wore my brown pants!”
Newsflash! Cow With Two Faces! A cow was born with two faces. There’s no shame in it. Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Shameless Self-Promotion If you’re snowed in on Sunday, take a break from shoveling the driveway, curl up on the couch with a mug of cocoa [...] Christie Chisholm \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More Mmm ... now doesn’t that look nice? Imagine it on a table next to a radio.
Unbelievable What a blessing that the U.S. is finally spreading civilization in the Middle East. Take, for example, the live footage of Saddam’s hanging. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More Yes, Moqtada, this is how decent people behave.
The Daily Word Big Head Bill had jars of Garduño’s salsa plastered with his face for his inauguration. He predicted good stuff for New Mexico in [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
The Daily Word The court’s snow days usually coincide with APS snow days. We got word yesterday that Metro Court will be open. Here’s a complete [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Total World Domination I played my first-ever game of Risk on New Year’s Eve–and I would have won, too, if my "ally" hadn’t attacked Western Europe [...] Amy Dalness \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More Bring it on, North Korea.
