Tonight’s Aquarium Lecture Cancelled This just in:The Aquarium Lecture Series scheduled at the Albuquerque Aquarium is cancelled for tonight, Wednesday, January 3, 2007, due to inclement weather. [...] Nick Brown \ Jan 04, 2007 Read More
Eat A Clone Yup. As Amy pointed out, the FDA says meat and milk from cloned animals is safe. That’s moo times infinity. You can eat [...] Marisa Demarco \ Jan 03, 2007 Read More
What’s That Metallic Smell? There isn’t one – metal doesn’t smell. Don’t believe me? Maybe you’ll believe some scientists . Most scientists still agree that farts smell, [...] Nick Brown \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Look. Nails.
Die, E-Card I just a got a Christmas card–in the mail–from local indie popsters Lousy Robot. This kind of holiday goodwill is too precious to [...] Laura Marrich \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More The long-rumored fifth member of Lousy Robot appears but one night a year.
Most Common Death For Supermodels? Falling Through Street Grates Italy’s fashion industry and government vowed to abide by a code that requires models to provide proof that they don’t have eating disorders. [...] Marisa Demarco \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Starving is hard. Starving in heels is even harder.
Lost Luckies Happy Solstice! It’s all down hill from here. As soon as work is over tonight, the weekend (the the holidays) is mine. There’s [...] Amy Dalness \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Lucky puppy.
The Daily Word He wasn’t just bad. He was super bad . James Brown—the man, the myth, the legend— died on Christmas Day. (As a side [...] St. Roch Nick Brown \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More Get up offa that thing ...
Snowball In Hell Where’s my damn snow? I believe I was promised four inches. The piddly, teasing crap falling on Downtown at the moment hardly counts. [...] Steven Robert Allen \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More If you’re going to start a naked snowball fight, at least have the decency to cover your privates.
John Edwards Campaign People “Accidentally” Launched His New Website The former Democratic vice-presidential nominee’s new campaign site with his intentions to run for president in 2008 went up one day early. http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/27/edwards.running.ap/index.html [...] WebMonkey \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More John Edwards
Dummy Rummy It’s less than a week before Christmas, there are glorious mounds of snow outside, and you’re in the office. I empathize. Here’s something [...] Christie Chisholm \ Dec 28, 2006 Read More