I Propose A Toast ... To Danny Devito! I Propose A Toast ... To Danny Devito! If I had to hang out with these ladies at 6:00 am I'd get drunk too. After a long night of partying with [...] WebMonkey \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More
Lost Luckies My weekend: Martial arts test, post-marital-arts-test potluck, swim meet and the Nutcracker. Maybe some sleep, but I doubt it. High Flying Santa —Who [...] Amy Dalness \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More Hug?
Don Schrader Has A Wikipedia Page It’s true and it’s hilarious. Here’s the link.Plus, the Weekly Alibi even gets a mention and link in the composition. And, yes, we [...] Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More Being a beloved local crackpot is almost as satisfying as not paying taxes to a facist government.
Hip-Hip Hurray For The U.s. Of A. This is exhausting. Early this month, news broke that the U.S. government is using yet another creepy system to infringe on our civil [...] Christie Chisholm \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More Careful ... this may be used to determine whether you’re a terrorist.
And The Best Band Name Of All Time Is ... And The Best Band Name Of All Time Is ... Fake Problems. They sound pretty neat, too, for an emo-y band. Jessica Cassyle Carr \ Dec 14, 2006 Read More
Germie Germ-Germ There was a scientific debate making the e-mail rounds here at the Alibi . The question was simple: Does washing one’s hands with [...] Amy Dalness \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More Our friendly, neighborhood protozoa
Free For You And Me If you have sex, or hope to one day have sex, stop by Planned Parenthood this Wednesday, Dec. 6. The organization is going [...] Christie Chisholm \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More
Scary Santa A name like Santa Claus just lends itself to unrelenting horror. Amy Dalness \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More Scream 4 starring Santa “the” Claus
A Cheney Baby Will it be pretty? Will it be rich? Will it be like Godzilla, only more likely to destroy the world? Just kidding. Cheney’s [...] Marisa Demarco \ Dec 07, 2006 Read More
